I have a perfect body, but sometimes society makes me forget
it was you
You’re your own warrior.
Sometimes, you greet the day head on, war paint and all.
Other days, you fight quietly from your bed.
The most important thing, I find, is to never give up, never surrender.
Not in this battle for your body, your soul.
who needs april fools my entire life is a joke
my seven year old brother just checked the nutritional facts on the back of his ice cream to make sure it doesn’t have too much fat if that doesn’t say something about our society and fat shaming i don;t know what does.
yes how DARE your brother learn young about good food choices and empty calories.
Good Guy Burglar
nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE
this is literally the greatest video in the entire world
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
I still have some Vicodin